ACHA, ACHA, ACHA...

The title wasn't spelt wrongly. It wasn't meant to be ACHE. Read on.

Read TODAY this morning and was laughing my head off cuz they did a report about how the korean silver table tennis medallist was snorting like a pig and how Li Jia Wei can counter that.. Here are some excerpts.

You know that sound a pig makes when you pin its ears to a bamboo pole and hang it outside your HDB window?

Well, North Korea's Kim Hyang Mi made exactly the same sound each time she served.

After eyeballing Li, she'd throw the ball up in the air and then, in a high-pitched nasal whine that suggested she'd borrowed a nose clip from a synchronised swimmer, she'd scream: "ACAR CHA CHA!"

She didn't. She lost her concentration because she was focusing on the mental image of shoving her table tennis bat into her opponent's mouth.

Imagine the Korean's reaction if Li had bounced the ball three times, thrown it up in the air and shouted: "KOPI-O!"

That's about the interesting part.